I was at Target the other day, and I came across some really adorable plain wooden letters. I know some of you are thinking, “how can plain wooden letters be adorable?” To you I say, you obviously have never seen other plain wooden letters. These wood blocks are to others on the market what Kendall Jenner is to her sisters–sleek, elegant, and not super fucked up in comparison. Here’s a visual–at Michael’s, you can choose between this guy who is a nice font, but made of paper maiche, something that should have no place in this world outside of a middle school science fair:
Or this guy, who I don’t even need to generate an insult for, because look at it:
Even Comic Sans would be embarrassed to have this hanging in its home. And lastly, you got this pasty mess, courtesy of Joann’s:
So obviously, when I found a good one, I had to invest in it. Because it’s Halloween or, more accurately, because I’m obsessive about Halloween, I bought myself a “B” and two “O”s, picked up some orange, white, black, and gold paints from Michael’s for only $1 a pop (they may have dropped the ball on letters, but are still clutch on all other craft supplies), and headed home to decorate.
I don’t have a palette because I’m not a real artist–in fact, I literally had to google “thing artists put paint on” to find out what to call that–which is actually a really common google search–I only had to type “thing art” and it came right up–
See, I’m not lying, it’s true–so I’m not dumb–I just don’t remember stuff I learned in high school art class–or ever.
Anyway, since I’m not fancy enough to own/know of a palette, I just ripped open an empty Digiorno box I had from the night before and, voila, instant, makeshift palette. You know, this is actually a pretty great display of my resourcefulness, recycling something most would see as useless. That’s pretty cool of me.
Onto the letters. I didn’t really have much of a theme in mind; all I knew was that I wanted them to be different patterns, but have the same color scheme. After playing around, I ended up with an ombred B, one chevroned O, and one polka-dotted O.
Ugh, too cute. Because they’re the greatest letters of all, the bottoms are just flat enough for you to be able to stand them up; I put mine on our game/book shelving unit next to a jar of candy corn.
At $4 a piece, the letters were a little pricier than some, but sometimes you need to invest in nice things. Embrace the Halloween spirit, girl. TREAT yo’self.
Hey you guys. It’s been a while; last time you saw me, I was scrubbing some stubborn blue polish off my fingernails. Let’s just say I took a long summer vacation (like, the entire summer; just all of it), and am back and ready to help guide you through the struggles of life.
One of the many things I have done during my not-so-brief respite is move. Sometime last April I was meeting up with a friend at her apartment. I noticed a For Rent sign on the outside of her complex. “Two bedroom, two bath upstairs unit for rent, with garage and additional parking space,” the sign read. “$1425/month. Contact Marty with applications.”
“Hey, Melissa,” I greeted my friend upon entering her apartment, “looks like you’ve got a spot opening up in your complex. I should move in–we can be neighbors,” I joked.
“GINA LET’S DO IT.”
“I was kind of just joking…”
“OH MY GOD I’D SAVE SO MUCH MONEY.”
“Uhhhh, didn’t you just move in here four months ag–”
“GINA, I’M CALLING HIM NOW.”
Fifteen minutes later, I was touring the apartment that would soon become home. Thankfully Melissa and I had lived together in the past but, after a possum died and rotted for a full month under our house, birthing an infestation of flies to rival that of The Amityville Horror, we had to quickly leave. We packed our things, shoved them in our parents’ garages, and went on our merry ways for two years. Because of this, moving was relatively inexpensive.
Though we already have a good amount of decor, there is still plenty of room for expansion and improvement. Both Melissa and myself enjoy decorating, and are excited to add touches of coziness where we can; what better time to do this than Fall?
While poking around on Pinterest today, I found an adorable and seemingly easy way to add a bit of Autumn to the house.
Easy enough. I decided to see if I could recreate it.
But wait, before we get into everything, can we just talk about how put together I am today?
Despite having nowhere to go, no one to see, and not a single soul in the world to impress, I showered, put on makeup, and assembled a top notch outfit. Good for me!
In my gorgeous new clothes and clean, silky hair, I went to Michael’s and picked up my supplies.
Here’s whatcha need:
Twine (not pictured)
A substance with which to adhere the leaves to the jar (I’ll get to this later…)
Candles with which to illuminate your beautiful work immediately once finished
A fun podcast to get you through all the heads down work. My new favorite is How Did This Get Made?, created by and starring Andre and Rafi from The League. They watch terrible movies, and talk about them. I made these while listening to the episode about LOL. It’s a horrifying movie starring Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore and I highly, highly recommend it.
Step One: Deleaf Your Garland
I decided to buy a garland of fall leaves rather than a bag with half as many leaves that was selling at twice the price. When living in poverty, you really have to keep an eye on that budget. The garlands were 50% off so each one came out to $4; I got three to use in this project, and another top secret one that will be unveiled in the near future. So here’s what you do: take your scissors. Snip off a leaf. Be careful to not cut a hole in your palm. Not that I did. But, you know, it could happen to someone, even if she’s really smart and maybe just kind of wasn’t paying attention for a minute. Repeat until all leaves have been removed. I also decided to pull the thick plastic veins off the leaves to make them stick to the jar better. It’s very easy and makes a big difference, I promise.
Step Two: Adhere Your Leaves to Your Jar
Initially, I tried to use Modge Podge to do this. That’s what the Pinterest article advised, and their jars looked beautiful–why wouldn’t mine? I painted a thin coat of the stuff on one side of the jar, as instructed. I waited for it to get tacky, as instructed. I placed my leaf on the jar and gently pressed down, as instructed. I lifted my hand up a minute later and the leaf fell off, as not mentioned anywhere in the article. I tried for 45 minutes to get the leaves to stick–I applied layers on top of the leaves, I applied layers underneath the leaves. I tried and I tried and I tried but the leaves just refused to stick. Terrified that I had wasted money on a worthless craft, I began to panic. That is until I remembered my secret weapon…
THE HOT GLUE GUN. I plugged that thing in, gave it two minutes to harness its heat, and glued the SHIT out of those leaves. Sweat dripping down my face, fingers burning, strings of glue flying every which way, it was a sight to see. Some good, raw crafting at its finest.
Step Three: Twine It Up
Basically take your twine, measure out a length you’re happy with, and wrap it around the top of your jar. Tie it into a nice pretty bow. Marvel at how something so raw and coarse can look so pretty. Wonder if that’s a metaphor for life.
Step Four: Brag About It
BOW DOWN BITCHES.
Because I assume some of you are also living paycheck to paycheck, here’s a little breakdown on cost:
Mason Jar: $2.99
1 Garland: $3.99
200 Feet of Twine: $6.99
I only used about 3 feet of the twine and probably less than half the garland to cover one jar…so after some maaath….each candle holder was about $6 to make. I already had my glue gun which I got for about $2, and the glue sticks were from the dollar store, so that won’t add much to your cost if you do not already own these tools. Cheap girls for the win!
As I hinted at previously, I have another Secret Autumn Craft Project in full swing. “What else could she do with fall leaves?” You may be wondering. “Is the twine going to be featured as well? What divine creation will she bestow upon us next?” Check back next week to find out!