I was at Target the other day, and I came across some really adorable plain wooden letters. I know some of you are thinking, “how can plain wooden letters be adorable?” To you I say, you obviously have never seen other plain wooden letters. These wood blocks are to others on the market what Kendall Jenner is to her sisters–sleek, elegant, and not super fucked up in comparison. Here’s a visual–at Michael’s, you can choose between this guy who is a nice font, but made of paper maiche, something that should have no place in this world outside of a middle school science fair:
So obviously, when I found a good one, I had to invest in it. Because it’s Halloween or, more accurately, because I’m obsessive about Halloween, I bought myself a “B” and two “O”s, picked up some orange, white, black, and gold paints from Michael’s for only $1 a pop (they may have dropped the ball on letters, but are still clutch on all other craft supplies), and headed home to decorate.
I don’t have a palette because I’m not a real artist–in fact, I literally had to google “thing artists put paint on” to find out what to call that–which is actually a really common google search–I only had to type “thing art” and it came right up–
Anyway, since I’m not fancy enough to own/know of a palette, I just ripped open an empty Digiorno box I had from the night before and, voila, instant, makeshift palette. You know, this is actually a pretty great display of my resourcefulness, recycling something most would see as useless. That’s pretty cool of me.
Onto the letters. I didn’t really have much of a theme in mind; all I knew was that I wanted them to be different patterns, but have the same color scheme. After playing around, I ended up with an ombred B, one chevroned O, and one polka-dotted O.
Ugh, too cute. Because they’re the greatest letters of all, the bottoms are just flat enough for you to be able to stand them up; I put mine on our game/book shelving unit next to a jar of candy corn.