Leaves That Are Green Turn To Brown

Hey you guys.  It’s been a while; last time you saw me, I was scrubbing some stubborn blue polish off my fingernails.  Let’s just say I took a long summer vacation (like, the entire summer; just all of it), and am back and ready to help guide you through the struggles of life.

One of the many things I have done during my not-so-brief respite is move.  Sometime last April I was meeting up with a friend at her apartment.  I noticed a For Rent sign on the outside of her complex.  “Two bedroom, two bath upstairs unit for rent, with garage and additional parking space,” the sign read.  “$1425/month.  Contact Marty with applications.”

“Hey, Melissa,” I greeted my friend upon entering her apartment, “looks like you’ve got a spot opening up in your complex.  I should move in–we can be neighbors,” I joked.


“I was kind of just joking…”


“Uhhhh, didn’t you just move in here four months ag–”


Fifteen minutes later, I was touring the apartment that would soon become home.  Thankfully Melissa and I had lived together in the past but, after a possum died and rotted for a full month under our house, birthing an infestation of flies to rival that of The Amityville Horror, we had to quickly leave.  We packed our things, shoved them in our parents’ garages, and went on our merry ways for two years.  Because of this, moving was relatively inexpensive.

Though we already have a good amount of decor, there is still plenty of room for expansion and improvement.  Both Melissa and myself enjoy decorating, and are excited to add touches of coziness where we can; what better time to do this than Fall?

While poking around on Pinterest today, I found an adorable and seemingly easy way to add a bit of Autumn to the house.

Pretty right?
Pretty right?

Easy enough.  I decided to see if I could recreate it.

But wait, before we get into everything, can we just talk about how put together I am today?

Damn, Gina
Daaamn, Gina!

Despite having nowhere to go, no one to see, and not a single soul in the world to impress, I showered, put on makeup, and assembled a top notch outfit.  Good for me!

In my gorgeous new clothes and clean, silky hair, I went to Michael’s and picked up my supplies.

Here are my things
The things.

Here’s whatcha need:

Mason jars

Faux leaves

Twine (not pictured)

A substance with which to adhere the leaves to the jar (I’ll get to this later…)

Candles with which to illuminate your beautiful work immediately once finished

A fun podcast to get you through all the heads down work.  My new favorite is How Did This Get Made?, created by and starring Andre and Rafi from The League.  They watch terrible movies, and talk about them.  I made these while listening to the episode about LOL.  It’s a horrifying movie starring Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore and I highly, highly recommend it.

Step One: Deleaf Your Garland

I decided to buy a garland of fall leaves rather than a bag with half as many leaves that was selling at twice the price. When living in poverty, you really have to keep an eye on that budget.  The garlands were 50% off so each one came out to $4; I got three to use in this project, and another top secret one that will be unveiled in the near future.  So here’s what you do: take your scissors.  Snip off a leaf.  Be careful to not cut a hole in your palm.  Not that I did.  But, you know, it could happen to someone, even if she’s really smart and maybe just kind of wasn’t paying attention for a minute.  Repeat until all leaves have been removed.  I also decided to pull the thick plastic veins off the leaves to make them stick to the jar better.  It’s very easy and makes a big difference, I promise.

Step Two: Adhere Your Leaves to Your Jar

Initially, I tried to use Modge Podge to do this.  That’s what the Pinterest article advised, and their jars looked beautiful–why wouldn’t mine?  I painted a thin coat of the stuff on one side of the jar, as instructed.  I waited for it to get tacky, as instructed.  I placed my leaf on the jar and gently pressed down, as instructed.  I lifted my hand up a minute later and the leaf fell off, as not mentioned anywhere in the article.  I tried for 45 minutes to get the leaves to stick–I applied layers on top of the leaves, I applied layers underneath the leaves.  I tried and I tried and I tried but the leaves just refused to stick.  Terrified that I had wasted money on a worthless craft, I began to panic.  That is until I remembered my secret weapon…

I ain't fuckin' around.
I ain’t fuckin’ around.

THE HOT GLUE GUN.  I plugged that thing in, gave it two minutes to harness its heat, and glued the SHIT out of those leaves.  Sweat dripping down my face, fingers burning, strings of glue flying every which way, it was a sight to see.  Some good, raw crafting at its finest.

Step Three:  Twine It Up

Basically take your twine, measure out a length you’re happy with, and wrap it around the top of your jar.  Tie it into a nice pretty bow.  Marvel at how something so raw and coarse can look so pretty.  Wonder if that’s a metaphor for life.

Step Four: Brag About It

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Because I assume some of you are also living paycheck to paycheck, here’s a little breakdown on cost:

Mason Jar: $2.99

1 Garland: $3.99

200 Feet of Twine: $6.99

I only used about 3 feet of the twine and probably less than half the garland to cover one jar…so after some maaath….each candle holder was about $6 to make.  I already had my glue gun which I got for about $2, and the glue sticks were from the dollar store, so that won’t add much to your cost if you do not already own these tools.  Cheap girls for the win!

As I hinted at previously, I have another Secret Autumn Craft Project in full swing.  “What else could she do with fall leaves?”  You may be wondering.  “Is the twine going to be featured as well?  What divine creation will she bestow upon us next?”  Check back next week to find out!